B-A-K-A-R-B-A-A-Z

Statuatory Warning : Read at your Own risk….

One might have heard of the word Bakar.. and well here is a small introduction to it .. Bakar comes from Bakwaas which means complete crap.. Bakwaas is an adjective and can be used for materialistic things..for example shit food at a restaurant can be bakwaas khaana, a Fardeen Khan movie is surely a Bakwaas Movie!!... but BAKAR relates to non-sense of speech in particular.. and the people who have a mastery of it are called”B-A-K-A-R-B-A-A-Z”……

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“Jab jab dharti par boriyaat badhne lagta hai tab tab dharti se boriyaat hataane aate hain

                                               “B-A-K-A-R-B-A-A-Z”

“B-A-K-A-R is nothing but absolute nonsense,the one which has no definite form, the one which does’nt require logic. Bakar baazi refers to the art of Bakaring and well I must say not many have it.To continuously do Bakar really  takes some effort and hell lot of creativity.

The entire fun of Bakar lies in the fact that things get aligned in it.I may do Bakar today and tomorrow but you find some sense in it may be day after tomorrow and maybe that particular piece of Bakar becomes believable hence forth.

But just think why must one do Bakar when one can aaraam se relax and keep his mouth shut and let the world think ki “Baap re bahut kam bolta hai… bahut intelligent hai?”… Damn you Cowards Speech is power and Bakar is ..ahem.. Divine.

One can find Bakar all around and well as we all know “Ignorance is Bliss” no one calls a BAKAR a BAKAR well some do and they love it.Bakar comes in all sizes and languages and one can find an entire portal on BAKAR popularly known as  Face-Boooo!! .. well that was a Bakar..hehe

My point is here is for an artist creativity starts from filth and well you cant make every creation/work of your’s into a masterpiece, sometimes things don’t turn as good as they have to  but yes what we can do is enjoy those misfits/failures and turn them into Bakar and guess what suddenly you find creativity in them.It has to be said Creativity is a sub set of Bakar-chodi ….    And I love it that way

People in the twenty-first century have actually started making shit money from Bakar Chodi from the likes of Faking News to Vigil idiot we know it all and guess what We like their Bakar and Google likes us liking their Bakar and the Bakar Chods like us liking their Bakar because Google likes and they dish out more Bakar…. This can be summed up as a bakar Bhandaaar…Bakar Bazaar maybe …. I am the future… ahem!!

People have become famous over-nights because of their Bakaricious Statues at social networking sites and people follow them and worship them and recite their Bakars… Where is that Rajnikant…. Well they say you can’t find Rajikant…. It’s Rajnikant who finds you… yeppedi

You turn on the television you find bakar you turn on the Radio you find it you read about it in the newspapers you read about it in the Cheap Slimy blogs like these and guess what we also Bakar –It in our dreams.

Now let me come to my second issue here that is Random-Bakar.Random-Bakar is something that you might personally experienced it,infact I do it every day.Random-Bakar is a type of semi-conversation you have with yourself or with your friends where you think about something that is not there or which cannot happen in the nearest of future, may be building a runway in your apartment or you owning up the company in which you are working etc,subjective to perception.Random-Bakar is widely enjoyed by people in groups and especially found where people have nothing else to do,so there you go scratch your brains and come out with a Bakar concept and start adding your excellence to it and there lies the Birth of Random –Bakar.

My friend and myself had this discussion the other day which was a perfect example of Random-bakar.

It so happened that we were sitting in McDonald’s and  time and their Burger were not that good and so we decided to talk about something ,and well we decided to curse our Engineering college Principal just because he had given us a Drawing assignment couple of years back as a punishment.We started with his amazing teaching Habits and added until we reached hw his pathetic teaching had led to the 26 th July floods in Mumbai…. How did we get there  please don’t ask… from there we went to how many sportsmen could not become sportsmen because of him because that asshole built another building on our ground … which again led to our conclusion why India cannot host the Olympics…Is Kalmadi hearing this?

We later went ahead and really crossed our own expectations  by concluding that the time and effort wasted in his lectures if invested peroperly would have made us sit in some of the IIMs today.Till now an hour had passed and well people around us were staring at us after listening to our High Quality Bakar.We quietly finished our Burgers and left .

I personally feel.. and this is on a serious note … that people should allow some level of insanity into their lives .. I know we all want to be known as an intellectual everytime but … believe me try insanity sometimes it takes you a level higher than your intellect,try thinking weird and you find that the entire system is just a random collection of events joined in a number sequence .. 1,2…etc

When one can see 60% of the inventions and discoveries have happened by mistake … please scale the figure if it less .. one has to believe that things in this world happen and don’t-happen for a reason… and the moment you think about that reason … you ll love it and start enjoying your new way of looking at life.

What I am tryin to say is just say that amidst all the maturity and intelligence and logic lies in the world lies these small instances of Bakar which either makes you proud of your intellect  that you are not a prt of it or it makes you even more happy that you have got it

 So friends when is the next time we can Bakar about something???

Or May be have a best Bakar competition….

The writer is a purist Bakarbaaz and believes that the amount of Bakar published above can be rarely found anywhere which makes it a property of infinite worth.Any acts of copying or using instances from the above excerpt calls for punishment which may include spending an entire day  listening to the author’s Bakar which may lead to severe physical and mental imbalances.