B-A-K-A-R-B-A-A-Z

Statuatory Warning : Read at your Own risk….

One might have heard of the word Bakar.. and well here is a small introduction to it .. Bakar comes from Bakwaas which means complete crap.. Bakwaas is an adjective and can be used for materialistic things..for example shit food at a restaurant can be bakwaas khaana, a Fardeen Khan movie is surely a Bakwaas Movie!!... but BAKAR relates to non-sense of speech in particular.. and the people who have a mastery of it are called”B-A-K-A-R-B-A-A-Z”……

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“Jab jab dharti par boriyaat badhne lagta hai tab tab dharti se boriyaat hataane aate hain

                                               “B-A-K-A-R-B-A-A-Z”

“B-A-K-A-R is nothing but absolute nonsense,the one which has no definite form, the one which does’nt require logic. Bakar baazi refers to the art of Bakaring and well I must say not many have it.To continuously do Bakar really  takes some effort and hell lot of creativity.

The entire fun of Bakar lies in the fact that things get aligned in it.I may do Bakar today and tomorrow but you find some sense in it may be day after tomorrow and maybe that particular piece of Bakar becomes believable hence forth.

But just think why must one do Bakar when one can aaraam se relax and keep his mouth shut and let the world think ki “Baap re bahut kam bolta hai… bahut intelligent hai?”… Damn you Cowards Speech is power and Bakar is ..ahem.. Divine.

One can find Bakar all around and well as we all know “Ignorance is Bliss” no one calls a BAKAR a BAKAR well some do and they love it.Bakar comes in all sizes and languages and one can find an entire portal on BAKAR popularly known as  Face-Boooo!! .. well that was a Bakar..hehe

My point is here is for an artist creativity starts from filth and well you cant make every creation/work of your’s into a masterpiece, sometimes things don’t turn as good as they have to  but yes what we can do is enjoy those misfits/failures and turn them into Bakar and guess what suddenly you find creativity in them.It has to be said Creativity is a sub set of Bakar-chodi ….    And I love it that way

People in the twenty-first century have actually started making shit money from Bakar Chodi from the likes of Faking News to Vigil idiot we know it all and guess what We like their Bakar and Google likes us liking their Bakar and the Bakar Chods like us liking their Bakar because Google likes and they dish out more Bakar…. This can be summed up as a bakar Bhandaaar…Bakar Bazaar maybe …. I am the future… ahem!!

People have become famous over-nights because of their Bakaricious Statues at social networking sites and people follow them and worship them and recite their Bakars… Where is that Rajnikant…. Well they say you can’t find Rajikant…. It’s Rajnikant who finds you… yeppedi

You turn on the television you find bakar you turn on the Radio you find it you read about it in the newspapers you read about it in the Cheap Slimy blogs like these and guess what we also Bakar –It in our dreams.

Now let me come to my second issue here that is Random-Bakar.Random-Bakar is something that you might personally experienced it,infact I do it every day.Random-Bakar is a type of semi-conversation you have with yourself or with your friends where you think about something that is not there or which cannot happen in the nearest of future, may be building a runway in your apartment or you owning up the company in which you are working etc,subjective to perception.Random-Bakar is widely enjoyed by people in groups and especially found where people have nothing else to do,so there you go scratch your brains and come out with a Bakar concept and start adding your excellence to it and there lies the Birth of Random –Bakar.

My friend and myself had this discussion the other day which was a perfect example of Random-bakar.

It so happened that we were sitting in McDonald’s and  time and their Burger were not that good and so we decided to talk about something ,and well we decided to curse our Engineering college Principal just because he had given us a Drawing assignment couple of years back as a punishment.We started with his amazing teaching Habits and added until we reached hw his pathetic teaching had led to the 26 th July floods in Mumbai…. How did we get there  please don’t ask… from there we went to how many sportsmen could not become sportsmen because of him because that asshole built another building on our ground … which again led to our conclusion why India cannot host the Olympics…Is Kalmadi hearing this?

We later went ahead and really crossed our own expectations  by concluding that the time and effort wasted in his lectures if invested peroperly would have made us sit in some of the IIMs today.Till now an hour had passed and well people around us were staring at us after listening to our High Quality Bakar.We quietly finished our Burgers and left .

I personally feel.. and this is on a serious note … that people should allow some level of insanity into their lives .. I know we all want to be known as an intellectual everytime but … believe me try insanity sometimes it takes you a level higher than your intellect,try thinking weird and you find that the entire system is just a random collection of events joined in a number sequence .. 1,2…etc

When one can see 60% of the inventions and discoveries have happened by mistake … please scale the figure if it less .. one has to believe that things in this world happen and don’t-happen for a reason… and the moment you think about that reason … you ll love it and start enjoying your new way of looking at life.

What I am tryin to say is just say that amidst all the maturity and intelligence and logic lies in the world lies these small instances of Bakar which either makes you proud of your intellect  that you are not a prt of it or it makes you even more happy that you have got it

 So friends when is the next time we can Bakar about something???

Or May be have a best Bakar competition….

The writer is a purist Bakarbaaz and believes that the amount of Bakar published above can be rarely found anywhere which makes it a property of infinite worth.Any acts of copying or using instances from the above excerpt calls for punishment which may include spending an entire day  listening to the author’s Bakar which may lead to severe physical and mental imbalances.

Thank you for Everything!!!

What separates us from Animals, is it the Brain, is the power to think, I think it’s the power of understanding, it’s the understanding of feeling that makes us different from animals, but how animalistic have our thoughts and our actions become, have you noticed it recently”, When was the last time you thanked an “Auto Rickshaw “driver, when was the last time you thanked the Waiter at the restaurant when was the last time you smiled at yourself. If you don’t find an answer for the question, DON’T WORRY go ahead and DO IT RIGHT AWAY!!

The entire experience of Goodwill works wonders be it Business, Relationship or learning the entire feeling of goodwill brings confidence and Confidence brings success.

Recently I was reading about the 3 P’s,the three P’s stand for People, Processes and Products and the way I write this in this particular sequence is what makes me believe that “We the People” are very special to everybody. It’s the same “We” that makes things happen and we always felt we were so dependent, so fragile. We always feel so different about ourselves and yet we feel we all need the same space, are we confused? Are we frustrated.. Take a chill pill WE ARE HUMANS!!

I feel amidst all the respect we have for ourselves we forgive that we need a bit more than respect to keep going and doing our jobs we need some inspiration, some encouragement and some little bit of appreciation. We all need that little “Thank you” don’t us?

The whole reason for me saying this are the experiences which I had off late and well here it goes!!

It all started with the end of ‘just another day’ for me as I walked silently to the Bus Stop near my Office. The air was still fresh and the person selling Tea near the bus stop was winding up for the day. I asked him for a cup of Tea, I badly needed that. He at first was a bit hesitant but then had to reopen his shop turn on the stove and make some nice evening Tea for me.I finished my Tea and gave him his due. He chucked those coins into his pocket and started packing things. Getting the relief from a much needed Tea I said a mild but recognizable” Thank you”, then something happened which I shall sweetly remember for quite some. 

On hearing my compliments, on his tired and weary face came an inspiring smile which made me smile. Only smiles were exchanged but what was exchanged more with gratitude was inspiration. It all starts with a Smile

The entire episode at the tea stall made my wait for the bus more beautiful and luckily on finishing my Tea I got the bus which I was waiting for, 

I hopped on to it and grabbed a window seat just near the door (just love that seat!!) .Majority of the seats were vacant and there was hardly any people around, that made me feel more comfortable. The Conductor had finished taking all the tickets and he came beside me and he sat checking the accounts for the day. He looked really tired, standing all day and giving out tickets to everybody; maintain the commotion in the bus and all had made him really dull and placid.

 He looked at me and saw at my office Badge and gave me a stare. I responded with a smile and that actually helped him to smile back. The entire tired ness in his face just disappeared with that smile and now we began talking about our jobs respectively. The conductor wanted to learn more about the processes followed in the software industry and I aptly gave him a good 15 minute brief on that one and in exchange I asked how does it happen in the Logistics Industry (I am sorry if I am wrong here!!) and I found out that Software processes are much more easier than the one there!!(again a personal perception)

.The entire conversation just went off so smoothly as I reached my destination without me knowing it and well on course I could come to know how did the conductor actually become a conductor, how big is his family, his elder son’s hurdles in joining an engineering college and his dream of becoming a cricketer.(I ll write a detailed note on the conductor after some posts) All again has to be said started with a Smile.

The day ended perfectly for me as I went home happy listening and experience various stories in exchange for a simple smile. I reached home had good food and gladly ended the day listening to the song by Bobby McFerrin “Don’t worry be happy”

Before I say anything I thank all the people everywhere in the world well for just being there

We all rock and shall always Rock to our Grave!!! Gimme a FIVE!!!!